Colouring books for real people who are tired of toxic positivity.
Looking for a way to tell your mates you really like them without making them puke from your soppiness? Trapped in a boring situation and need to colour something relatable? Looking for a way to channel your rage in a way that doesn’t land you in jail?
Our colouring books celebrate authentic friendship, neurodivergent life, and the fine art of British swearing. Whether you want to honour the people who get you, laugh at relatable ADHD/autism content, or angry colour your way through a b*ll*cks of a day, there’s a book for your vibe.
No puke-tastic inspirational quotes. No patronising “just breathe” nonsense. Just honest, hilarious, and heartfelt content for adults who want their self-care with a side of authenticity (and possibly profanity).
Choose from:
- The Friendship Colouring Book – For celebrating real connections without the cringe
- The Neurodivergent Colouring Book – For hilarious and relatable neurodivergent content
- The Sweary Colouring Book – For raging misanthropes an habitual eye-rollers
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What you get:
Premium 120 gsm paper thicker than standard colouring books). - Single-sided pages prevent ink bleed.
- 8.5" x 8.5" square format.
- Professional binding for durability.
The Neurodivergent Colouring Book
Trapped in a boring situation and need to colour something neurodivergent-y ?
✨FEATURES:
- 38 beautifully illustrated pages celebrating being Neurodivergent.
- Relatable and hilarious Neurodivergent content - no patronising "just breathe" platitudes.
🪄PERFECT FOR:
- People with ADHD, autism, anxiety, depression, and different ways of thinking
- Something to do with your hands while listening to the telly or a podcast or on a Zoom call.
- Fun procrastination activity.
- Something to do when trapped in a boring situation.
- Decompressing after masking all day with the neurotypicals.
- Being mindful and zen.
- Reducing anxiety and overwhelm.
- Neurodivergent communities and events, and anyone who wants to feel fancy while colouring their feelings.
- A thoughtful gift for your neurodivergent friend or family member(s).
The Friendship Colouring Book for Adults
Dedicated to the LNFG!
✨FEATURES:
- 34 beautifully illustrated pages celebrating authentic friendship and genuine connection.
- Uplifting affirmations that honour special friendships - no cringey toxic positivity or forced gratitude.
- Perfect for friends who truly get you, make you laugh, and love you at your messiest.
- Honest appreciation for people who make you feel less alone in the world.
- For anyone who values depth over surface-level connection.
- No puke-tastic inspirational quotes.
- No patronising "friendship is magic" nonsense.
Just honest celebration of the people who make you laugh until your stomach hurts, who see you at your messiest and love you more for it, and who remind you what genuine connection feels.
🪄PERFECT FOR:
- Gifting to your friends, found family or imaginary pet dragon BFF.
- Self-care moments when you need to remember you're not alone.
- Mindfulness practice with a heartwarming twist.
- Celebrating the people who make life bearable.
- Colouring a page that reminds you of your friend and then gifting it to them
The Sweary Colouring Book
Looking for a way to channel your rage in a way that doesn't land you in jail?
✨FEATURES:
- Hilarious sweary content - not just random F-bombs, but proper creative British swearing.
- Perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, "sorry your day was b*llocks" gifts, or treating yourself.
- For adults who appreciate humour that's a bit cheeky and a lot sweary.
- Ideal for raging misanthropes, eye-rollers, and anyone who finds people exhausting and annoying.
- 38 beautifully illustrated pages with choice British phrases that'll make you laugh while you colour your feelings.
This isn’t your nan’s colouring book (unless your nan has a potty mouth and anger management issues)
🪄PERFECT FOR:
- Channeling your rage in a socially acceptable way.
- Having a proper laugh while telling the world to sod off.
- Stress relief with a hefty side of profanity.
- Angry colouring when everyone is annoying (so, daily).
- Productive procrastination with creative cursing.
- Decompressing after a bollocks of a day.
- Mindfulness for people who think "just breathe" is patronising sh*te.
- Something to do while muttering obscenities under your breath.
- Perfect companion for a cuppa and a therapeutic rant.